Swallow the bird.
January 21 2008 10:46 PM Filed in: Animals
I wish I could get my paws on that bird. He just
flies up on the roof above my cat window bed and
disturbs my peace every morning. Maybe he is a she!
How can anybody tell? Stupid weird little birds. They
all look alike. Flappy little flying things with eyes
on the sides of their heads. How weird is that? It
just sits there chirping like a robot. If I could
only get my claws up there. It would be over. I could
swallow that thing and not even burp. Wait till
Spring!